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How much wine equates to your body weight?

Dear Diary, I’m not sure how much wine equates to my body weight but I think I’ve drank enough to potentially reach it. Trying to deal with your personal life being thrown into a 180 degree spin after being unceremoniously dispatched by your once loving boyfriend and pretend everything is okay is apparently not as…

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Okay, so he didn’t propose…

Dear Diary, Tonight has to be the most humiliating experience of my life, and that’s no easy feat – there’s been a lot of contenders. So Chris didn’t propose. He didn’t even come close. In fact, tonight’s elaborate dinner reservation was the setting of the end of our relationship. No “Will you marry me?” just…

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Waiting for the proposal…

Dear Diary, Tonight is the night I’ve been hoping and dreaming of since I was, well I don’t know, but for  a long time anyway. The night when Chris asks me to marry him. Sophie is almost as excited as I am. We’re going to an expensive restaurant, the scene is set. I’m going to be Mrs…

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